Guest Author Post: Elf Advice for Humans by Decadent Kane

Guest Author Post Elf Advice for Humans by Decadent Kane

No need:

  • Do not ask the sprites for favors… you will pay a price that will change your life.
  • Do not ask for help from goblins. They will curse you in slavery.
  • Do not threaten the elf in his own bar… …no matter how you think of yourself.

Do not threaten:

  • Speak dirty to the elf – it will drive her crazy because of you.
  • Check Reed’s bar.
  • Drink firefly whiskey to have a good time with the elves.

Things to remember:

Catching you with your pants down is uncomfortable.
And no matter what you do, always tip the bartender.


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Synopsis: Two years Clover was on the Goblin draft. Two years without orgasms. Until she heard a rumor that a wise witch could help her break the goblin’s curse. There are only a few small details, such as how quickly she would find love and how deadly are the berries of the night lampshade?

Reed’s life was simple, she owned a bar, went to work, fought a little. He did not expect to get involved with a meaningless elf, which disappeared on it not once, but twice. Not to mention saving her from a corrupted goblin. He swore to protect women like her forever, so why did he feel the need to protect her?

About the author:

If I had to describe myself, it would be a word with an infinite meaning, with a complexity that falls from the tongue.

A word composed of many elements is deceptive in appearance and creates an illusion out of imagination.

My word would be phantasmagoric.

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Author: KT Grant

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